Hey, Kenny: don't bring that weak crap up in hurrr.*

Obviously, not talking about his performance. I am talking about how his pitching hand was covered in pine tar in the 1st inning. Oh, right, it was dirt.

"It was a big clump of dirt," Rogers said after the game. "I didn't know it was there. They told me about, but it was no big deal."

Sure, Kenny. It's perfectly reasonable that a pitcher starting Game 2 of the World Series doesn't notice his pitching hand is covered with dirt. Dirt that looks exactly like pine tar. Pine tar which should have gotten you thrown out and suspended for the series.

After the substance was noticed, ESPN reviewed tapes of Rogers' pitching performances earlier in the postseason. The tapes revealed that, in starts against both the Yankees and Athletics, a similar-looking brown substance was spotted on Rogers' hand.

Wait, lemmie guess. Your pre-game routine involves gardening. Sorry, for some reason I thought you were obviously cheating.

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*note the use of the Nelly "Mizzurrah"** accent.
**you know, phonetically spelled out like that, it looks Yiddish. Awesome.