"It could never be Mercury, leading off and constantly hot. Venus was all about love and self-sacrifice, a natural 2 spot in the order. Earth, the prototypical No. 3 hitter, the ultimate fantasy pick, the people's choice. Mars, the oft-feared big red machine. Jupiter always had the sweet spot in the lineup. Having Saturn in the order always meant a ring. Uranus, always the team prankster and playing jokes to keep it fun."
"The term 'dwarf planet' is so demeening. Couldn'tI be 'planet, jr' or 'back-up planet?'"
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And don't forget Neptune, with ice in his veins... Probably a catcher or something b/c he's slow.
I'm surprised you didn't say anything about Conan hosting the Emmy's. I have to find out from Yahoo news? What's up with that?
Sorry, dude. I'll have a post up about how he did later today, though.
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