You might have seen this by now, but it's too good to pass up. Duke backed out of their contract with Louisville to play 4 football games, so Louisville sues for breach. Duke's defense: there's a clause that says damages are only rewarded if Louisville can't find a "team of a similar stature" to play instead, and because Duke sucks so much, any team is of at least up to their stature. And the Judge bought it. Thus, by law, Duke sucks at football.
Bonus fun: watch the video to find out what happens when a switch hitter meets an ambidextrous pitcher.
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First, hilarious legal precedent.
Second, it's weird, I was just talking to my roommate yesterday about how cool it would be to have a switch-pitcher. However, it obviously causes complications. I wonder if MLB has a rule about that...
thank you for not mentioning that since the "duke sucks" ruling was just a finding of fact they don't actually suck "by law."
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