Saturday, January 12, 2008

Baptists trounce Presbyterians and Mormons, get inquisitiownd by Catholics

Wake Forest 70, Presbyterian 58

Wake Forest 79, Brigham Young 62

Boston College 112, Wake Forest 73

Just when the Holy Tournament was going blessedly for the Baptists after easy wins over two up-start religions, the Catholics use their two thousand years of experience to lay down some serious martyrdom. Their use of the Trinity was especially prasie-worthy, with 13 of 19 hails finding their way to Mary. Compare that to the Baptist's sloth-like 4 of 17 effort. At least they're on the fast track to inheriting the earth.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Quite funny.

Bear said...

Wow. Just wow.