So I went by Wendy's for lunch today and got my favorite 3 dollar meal in the universe - jr. bacon cheeseburger, 5 piece chicken nuggets, and a medium coke. well, guess what. The executors of Dave Thomas' estate have evidently applied Professor Szalinski's shrink ray to the ole JBC. My damn palm is bigger than it now! When the hell did this happen? Ugh! When I fall victim for that "I deserve a hot juicy burger!" marketing campaign, I expect more than a gnome-sized portion (I was going to say Hobbit-sized but then I remember they eat a lot).
In other news, thanks to my Legal Methods III textbook, I now know that "crying typically indicates sadness."
In other other news, there were three game-winning field goals made in about a five minute span today. Have NFL kickers gotten better while I wasn't looking? Maybe we should start calling it the Big 32.
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The same thing happened to me. I went to Wendy's in Columbia (b/c they're still all closed here) on Sunday for the first time in like a month and my JBC was tiny. I cried. On the inside. Just be glad you still have Wendy's...
Ha. Legal methods.
Don't jump too quick. You need a history of greatness to be in the Big X. I sure am glad we kicked Vanderjagjajtjgjt out, seeing as how he's not even playing. Props to your boy Elam though, he's still got it.
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