The news will be shocking to many. But to me, it's really just confusing. I had already downgraded Jesus to demi-god level (see: Muhammad, Gilgamesh, Ron Hubbard) after Tom Hanks told me him and Magdalene (that old dame) started a line of French kings. I mean, the French! I can't worship them!
But then the whole thing was rendered moot when Brian Flemming told me the Apostles were just joking about that "Jesus" guy. Sure, I was disappointed, but I felt worse for the Merovingians, since it turns out their grand pappy didn't even exist. But they tried to kill Keanu Reeves, so I guess they had it coming. Plus, this one is actually hooking up with Lady Magdalene herself, which is just wrong. Didn't he read about Oedipus? Perv.
But now James Cameron is telling me Jesus really did exist (you can breathe, Frenchies). As it turns out, Mr. Cameron didn't fall off the face of the planet after directing Titanic. In fact, he's been spending the past ten years translating the ultimate code: common Jewish names written on tombs! This ground breaking discovery that 1st century Jews not only buried their dead but were also literately proficient sends the pendulum swinging back. First, Jesus was The Savior, then more of a ladies man/Savior, then he didn't exist at all. Now, we're back to existence, but that Savior-dom needs work. If only C.S. Lewis was a documentary filmmaker...
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The very first article I read about that documentary was pretty derisive and had a lot of archeologists saying it wasn't legit. Yet somehow that article disappeared and I can't find it any more...
Was it this one?
That's close enough.
In regards to the link on my xanga, did you try just clicking on it? It should take you right to the MP3. If that doesn't work, try left-clicking and "saving as". You of all people need to hear it.
Thanks for writing this.
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