Is There a Wormhole Connecting LA and Boston?

Boston has signed two players away from the LA Dodgers - JD Drew and Julio Lugo. This is on top of...

• Dave Roberts being traded from LA to Boston.
  
• Bill Mueller leaving Boston for LA.
• Derek Lowe leaving Boston for LA.
• Nomar Garciaparra leaving Boston for LA (with a pit stop in Chicago).
• Grady Little leaving Boston for LA (also with, believe it or not, a pit stop in Chicago).
• Rumors of a possible trade sending Manny from Boston to LA.
  

Really folks, lets be honest. There can be only one explanation.