I'm watching Larry King Live. Considering my limited choice of channels, it's usually one of the more interesting things on. But Larry King isn't hosting tonight. Must be busy getting another divorce. The guest host?
Ryan Seacrest.
And get this, he's interviewing Aston Kutcher.
No word yet if Al Franken* will stop by to create the Unholy Trinity of Most Annoying People Ever.
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*Other acceptable punch line subjects were Keith Olbermann (quite possibly the most blatantly biased and unproffesional news anchor in history), Justin Timberlake, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, any girl from My Sweet Sixteen, Bill Mahr, my Torts professor, Stuart Scott, which ever sportswriter first began the "Jeter for MVP" campaign that has irrationally snowballed and spread like infected spinach, Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens and his 63 different "final games", Hillary Clinton, Stephen A. Smith, Bam Margera, the guy who sits next to me in Civ Pro who reeks of cigarettes, Madonna, Cindy Sheehan, me in the morning after 4 hours of sleep, and finally the guy on my hall who doesn't flush after #2ing. He has to pay.
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I dunno, my vote may have to go for Mr. Smith. I just don't like him on TV.
On the other hand, Stuart Scott is the man.
I'm surprised George Stinebrenner didn't make the list. I guess he's just evil not annoying.
I'm somewhat surprised T.O. isn't on there, but we should be nice to him after his latest mishap.
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