Some things

Very random. Debatably humorous.

• It's easier to watch World Cup games if you keep whispering to yourself, "it's football... it's football..."
• You know something is flawed with the whole World Cup when the United States can still potentially advance into the next round and their leading scorer plays for Italy.
• Socc-, I mean, football players, are the best floppers in the world, hands down. These guys get so much as breathed on, they fall down and grimace like they've been shot in the leg. Then they get right back up and start running full speed again. Unbelievable.
  
• The Judge who is teaching my paralegal course called me, among other things, "attractive" in the letter he sent to the dean of Elon Law in support of my application. So I've got that going for me.
• Judge Horn, by the way, looks strikingly similar to George W. Bush and sounds similar to Bill Clinton. There is a really good joke here somewhere, I just can't find it.
  
• Dwayne Wade was just fouled again. Or should I say, the refs called a foul. And by called I mean made up. And by made up I mean followed through on the memo from Mr. Stern.

Finally, thank you to the Hurricanes for letting me experience the satisfaction and pride of the home team championship.