Javy Lopez's easy three step guide to hitting a home run that counts as a single and being called out all at the same time.

Scoff if you may, men of little faith. But no scam here inlies.

1. Hit a ball over the fence, but close enough to the field to where one can wonder if Darin Erstad actually caught it.
2. Play with a crappy umpire crew that fails to make a quick decision, confusing both you and Tejada, your man on first.
   
3. Pass Tejada on the base paths, ruling yourself out.

Watch a well-executed demonstration of JLETSGTHAHRTCAASABCOAATST by the man himself.


PS- Why, you're asking yourself, are those fine crimson hosed boys playing so early this April morn? Well, I'm glad you asked.